In these hips of Thanatos

wholockednatural-13:

I am just so happy

jackthevulture:

DEPOSIT FISH NOW

jackthevulture:

DEPOSIT FISH NOW

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

thatfilthyanimal:

kitherin:

thatfilthyanimal:

Goat Simulator is so fucking stupid

I love it

PREACH

PREACH THAT GOAT 

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Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat 
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you’re the alpha goat 
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more! 
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We’re only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we’re keeping it 
  • In-game physics that spazz out all the time 
  • Seriously look at that goat’s neck 
  • You can be a goat

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

scavengersexual:

"They’re just robots… "

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best dad joke in film history. [via]

fangirlasplosian:

Napoleon Solo’s inability to keep his hands to himself.

missmartian23:

nova-dragon:

basically

Oh shit.

someone made a comic of my everyday

fffuuucccckkkk

kynando:

Oh chatot

kynando:

Oh chatot